Spotted in the wild — a brief explanation of shorting the market:

While Thanksgiving in its present form is a distinctively American holiday, it did not spring Minerva-like
It seemed to me that, having to speak tonight to soldiers, that I ought to speak
A Sherlock Holmes adventure starring Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwicke.
There seems to be a culminating point not only in all human arts, but in the
I’m sure they’ll retaliate with a new “financial terrorism”/raycism bill, but in the interim I am immensely entertained by this situation.