First off, this guy is brilliant. He knows his stuff and he explains himself simply and clearly in a very approachable manner. A real salt-of-the-earth fellow.

Second, it’s far too common for our day and age to have biological men who don’t know how to build things. If you find yourself in this category: Despair. Cover yourself in ash, put on sackcloth, and beat your chest in sorrow and anguish.

Here, watch this and see how powerful the tape measure is. Buy one and build something, anything, you slackjawed ninny. Arise from the travesty of your shell of a life.

For the rest of us, watch a master at work.