Help Barbra Streisand Leave the USA

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Famed Hystrionic Leftist Barbra Streisand, in her ongoing mental breakdown, has blamed Trump for everything from her getting fat to her insomnia. She has decided that she might just need to move to Canada…
Wait. Stop me if you have heard this before.
Yes, she made this same threat in the midst of the 2016 election, claiming that if Trump won, she should move to either Canada or Australia.
Yet, she is still here, eating her carbs and popping No-Doze.
Terrified that Republicans might retain control of the House of Representatives, she claims that she is reaching her breaking point.
Since we care about people, we have decided to help her out. So we started a White House Petition to get poor old Babs to her destination of choice (we are not sure why she chooses Canada over Mexico or Venezuala, but hey, it is her choice).
So why don’t you help Ms. Streisand get her wish and sign our petition. It is for her own good.

Lead Scheduler at MOTW. Husband, Father, but most importantly, a man of God. Possesses more degrees that most people find useful.

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